I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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