yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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