I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
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