That's when you crack a 10am beer
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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