we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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