so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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