even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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