you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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