Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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