It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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