I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
The convent might be a nice break from real life
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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