Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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