No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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