Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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