fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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