My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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