can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
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