Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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