that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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