i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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