Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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