yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
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