He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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