some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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