@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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