There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
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