I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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