I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
my liver is dry heaving
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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