I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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