How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
whose parrot is this?
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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