once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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