Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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