i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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