I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
