dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
i just google imaged poop.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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