i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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