so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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