there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Bring me that man meat
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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