too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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