So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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