Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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