ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
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