yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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