If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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