i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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