Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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