i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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