Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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