Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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