i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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