how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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