..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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