Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
is that a dick in a sweater?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Dear god my vagina.
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