these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Randomize
