Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Come back. Shots need mouths.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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